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Update!

Terribly sorry for being inactive for so long, but we moved to Germany. It’s been a bit hecktic, and the internet at the hotel is terrible! 

tasia-reader:

"We were doing so well and you sabotaged it, like you’re a wife collecting fucking insurance."

Tina and Ray play Surgeon Simulator

fawnvic:

♆ king neptune ♆

fawnvic:

♆ king neptune 

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

shotarokaneda:

riannafinch:

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

how can this much occur in three seconds

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT ALL HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMEN SHOULD KNOW

1. You will experience loss.

2. Sometimes your childhood friends turn out to be bad people.

3. Being kind is infinitely more important than being cool.

4. You will be forgotten.

5. Always turn in your homework on time.

6. Respect your teachers and they will respect you in return.

7. If someone doesn’t treat you well, leave them.

8. You will make mistakes that can’t be fixed.

9. It’s okay to experiment with alcohol and drugs, but be safe.

10. Forgive yourself.

11. ‘No’ is a good word to learn how to use.

12. If you’re having trouble, ask for help.

13. Sleep well every night.

14. Remember that a C is passing.

15. A test score is not a reflection on you as a person.

16. This all ends.

17. It’s better to have a few good friends than a lot of bad ones.

18. Don’t verbally or physically bully anyone ever.

19. Adults don’t always understand how hard high school is.

20. Volunteer time to a meaningful cause when you can.

21. Everything in moderation.

22. You can take a day off every once in a while.

23. Remember to still do things you enjoy with people you like.

24. Everyone gets acne.

25. Don’t date the same person twice.

26. Be honest with your friends.

27. Pencils on the ground in the hallways are fair game.

28. Have good posture while sitting or your back will be fucked for life.

29. You will grow in the most uncomfortable ways.

30. You are always your first priority. Be kind to yourself. Remember that you are worthy of everything.

d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)

emmyaltava:

just testing new brushes… (-᷅_-᷄๑)

geodoodles:

Another doodle which I took too far. Wish I’d put more effort into this to be honest

geodoodles:

Another doodle which I took too far. Wish I’d put more effort into this to be honest